religionlulz

Ah ha!!  That explains it!!

You might not believe this, but when I woke this morning I found none other than jebus stood at the end of my bed. I know!!  I couldn't believe it either!!!

"Jebus!!", I exclaimed, rubbing the sleep from my eyes. "WTF you doing here, bud?"

"Well me old mate", he replied. "It's about ZDenny.  He and his multitude(s) have been inundating me with requests to stop you misrepresenting his "arguments". I know, as if he has any arguments, right?!?  LOL!! He also thinks that you need to know my love. To be honest with you though, you're a nice bloke and everything, but I just don't think of you that way."

"Right back at ya big man!!  I've never liked beards", I said with a cheeky wink.

"LMAO!!  Seriously though, don't get too hung up on my appearance, this is just the Westernized projection of me.  Remember, I'm actually a bronze age jew, there's absolutely no chance that I look like someone from medieval Europe."

"Alright dude, I'm just having a laugh."

"I know.  Anyway....", he said looking sheepishly at his sandals, "...leave off ZDenny, he's a really cool guy and he's knows his shit and everything", he spluttered out.

And as if by magic, jebus disappeared into thin air.

Wow!!  I've seen the light!!  I'm ready to come to jebus!!!



No.  Wait.  That didn't happen, and it never fucking will, it doesn't matter how much you commune with your invisible magic sky man...

We pray for ReligionLulz that you may help him see you. A person who purposely misrepresents another person’s arguments needs to know your love. Religionlulz doesn’t understand that His greatest need is to know you. We pray that your hand will work in his life and that you will speak to his heart. He needs to know your love so that he can become a beautiful person. In Jesus Name – AMEN!

You're still just a grown adult with an imaginary friend.  And you don't have any arguments, just mental contortions and rationalizations to arrive back at your presupposed position that really is no more complicated than "god did it, the bible says so".  It doesn't matter how much you pretend to enter into things with an open mind using your own version of the scientific method, which you believe was invented by the bible, you're only convincing yourself.

It doesn't matter how much you keep pointing your finger at everyone else saying we're the closed minded one, we're the ones indoctrinated with dogma, we're the deluded ones, it won't make it any more real than your friend in the clouds.  Wishing won't make it so.

Thanks for the prayer though, it rocked!!