From The Onion: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

It's every parent's nightmare.... your son is secretly an evangelical christian.

"I caught him watching The 700 Club once when he thought he was alone in the house, and last week, I found some paperbacks from the Left Behind series hidden in his sock drawer," his mother, Eileen Faber, said. "I'm sure he'll grow out of it, but even if he doesn't, I will love and accept my son no matter what."

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